No News Is Good News.
Print out some cards, take out your betting cash and sit back for another shit show.
It’s time for another Republican debingo!
Will Ben Carson share his mysterious past of Grand Theft Auto 4 gameplay?
Will Marco Rubio admit to using party funds on Chili’s El Presidente Margarita binges?
Will anyone really notice that those two guys are missing?
It’s all on Fox’s most watched channel for people on a treadmill: Fox Business Network.
We’ll be live Tweeting all night as we put ourselves through more soul crushing anguish and redicufuck hilarity. Join us!
(I mean, really, how many more of these can they possibly squeeze?)