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Horrorscopes: July 17 – July 23

Don’t cry, baby. It’s just what God wants.

July 17, 2016

Horrorscopes: July 10 – July 16

I don’t give a damn what Fate says. You eat what you want to eat.

July 11, 2016

Horrorscopes: June 26 – July 2

Time to reapply that sun screen since the stars are really pissed this week. Don’t let the Fates burn you again.

June 27, 2016

Horrorscopes: June 12 – June 18

Back for another round, eh? The stars and your ex were wrong. You do persevere with some things!

June 12, 2016

Horrorscopes: June 5-11

The Psychic Strike has ended with only half of management being turned into toads. Here are this week’s Horrorscopes!

June 6, 2016

Horrorscopes: March 20 – 26

Miss Cleo Tested … Aleister Crowley Approved! Here are this week’s Horrorscopes!

March 22, 2016

Horrorscopes: February 14 – 20, 2016

Sorry for the delay. Beth’s still figuring out the crystal ball.

February 17, 2016

Horrorscopes: February 7-13

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February 8, 2016 · Leave a comment

Horrorscopes: Dec. 6 – Dec. 12

Your future is my future. You already owe me money.

December 7, 2015

Horrorscopes: Nov. 29 – Dec. 5

Ah, my friend, you’d be best not to check your bank account this week.

December 1, 2015