Weird Voyeurism

No News Is Good News.

Horrorscopes: Nov. 22 – Nov. 28

Save some turkey for the Fates…

November 23, 2015

Horrorscopes: Nov. 15- Nov. 21

Wish I could’ve helped you last week. Really, do you even take my predictions seriously?

November 16, 2015

Horrorscopes: Nov. 8- Nov. 14

I can’t believe you still come here… It’s not like you follow my advice. 

November 8, 2015

Horrorscopes: Nov. 1- Nov. 7

That mole looks cancerous, my friend. Perhaps you’d like Dr. Sham’s Arsenicum Tincture? Only twenty dollars.

November 1, 2015

Horrorscopes: October 25 – October 31

You should really stop drinking soda. I don’t have to be a prophet to see this one coming.

October 26, 2015

Horrorscopes: October 18 – October 24

I’ve been watching the birds for your destiny.

October 19, 2015

Horrorscopes: October 11 – October 17

You cannot keep coming back to me only when you need me. I’m trying to run a business here.

October 11, 2015

Horrorscopes: October 4 – October 10

“That’s twenty dollars plus tax. Don’t cheat me here.”

October 5, 2015

Horrorscopes: September 27 – October 3

“Only resigning early will truly set you free, my friend.”

September 27, 2015

Horrorscopes: September 20 – 26

Look into my eyes. And hold out your hand.

September 22, 2015