Horrorscopes: February 7-13
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February 8, 2016 · Leave a comment
Horrorscopes: Nov. 29 – Dec. 5
Ah, my friend, you’d be best not to check your bank account this week.
December 1, 2015
Horrorscopes: Nov. 15- Nov. 21
Wish I could’ve helped you last week. Really, do you even take my predictions seriously?
November 16, 2015
Horrorscopes: Nov. 8- Nov. 14
I can’t believe you still come here… It’s not like you follow my advice.
November 8, 2015
Horrorscopes: Nov. 1- Nov. 7
That mole looks cancerous, my friend. Perhaps you’d like Dr. Sham’s Arsenicum Tincture? Only twenty dollars.
November 1, 2015
