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Your future is my future. You already owe me money.
Ah, my friend, you’d be best not to check your bank account this week.
Save some turkey for the Fates…
Wish I could’ve helped you last week. Really, do you even take my predictions seriously?
I can’t believe you still come here… It’s not like you follow my advice.
That mole looks cancerous, my friend. Perhaps you’d like Dr. Sham’s Arsenicum Tincture? Only twenty dollars.