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Horrorscopes: February 7-13

EDITOR’S NOTE: Dear fellow voyeurs, First of all, we would like to apologize. We realize that plenty of people rely upon the astrological predictions in Horrorscopes as a foundation for … Continue reading

February 8, 2016 · Leave a comment

Horrorscopes: Dec. 6 – Dec. 12

Your future is my future. You already owe me money.

December 7, 2015

Horrorscopes: Nov. 29 – Dec. 5

Ah, my friend, you’d be best not to check your bank account this week.

December 1, 2015

Horrorscopes: Nov. 22 – Nov. 28

Save some turkey for the Fates…

November 23, 2015

Horrorscopes: Nov. 15- Nov. 21

Wish I could’ve helped you last week. Really, do you even take my predictions seriously?

November 16, 2015

Horrorscopes: Nov. 8- Nov. 14

I can’t believe you still come here… It’s not like you follow my advice. 

November 8, 2015

Horrorscopes: Nov. 1- Nov. 7

That mole looks cancerous, my friend. Perhaps you’d like Dr. Sham’s Arsenicum Tincture? Only twenty dollars.

November 1, 2015