Corn Polling: Democratic Debate in Des Moines
Howdy y’all pardners, or whatever colloquial hick greeting they use in America’s Heartland! Welcome to Weird Voyeurism’s Des Moines Democratic Debate Corn Polling Game! Hooooo-weeeee! Yeeeeee-Hawwwww!
Milwaukee’s Best: another Republican debauched deBingo!
Print out some cards, take out your betting cash and sit back for another shit show.
It’s time for another Republican debingo!
Horrorscopes: Nov. 8- Nov. 14
I can’t believe you still come here… It’s not like you follow my advice.
Horrorscopes: Nov. 1- Nov. 7
That mole looks cancerous, my friend. Perhaps you’d like Dr. Sham’s Arsenicum Tincture? Only twenty dollars.
Horrorscopes: October 25 – October 31
You should really stop drinking soda. I don’t have to be a prophet to see this one coming.
Horrorscopes: October 18 – October 24
I’ve been watching the birds for your destiny.
Debate Diablerie: Voodoo Economics and Kids Table Debingo!
Cut the lights, turn your set to CNBC, set up your candles, and bust out some primo sacrificial jelly beans.
Horrorscopes: October 11 – October 17
You cannot keep coming back to me only when you need me. I’m trying to run a business here.
Horrorscopes: October 4 – October 10
“That’s twenty dollars plus tax. Don’t cheat me here.”
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