Be the hippest kid in the mosh pit with the new W.F.A T-Shirt!
Don’t cry, baby. It’s just what God wants.
I don’t give a damn what Fate says. You eat what you want to eat.
Time to reapply that sun screen since the stars are really pissed this week. Don’t let the Fates burn you again.
Back for another round, eh? The stars and your ex were wrong. You do persevere with some things!
The Psychic Strike has ended with only half of management being turned into toads. Here are this week’s Horrorscopes!
Sorry Independents! I guess we all knew how this was going to go. But just because you weren’t properly registered – or you found re-watching the last season of Game of Thrones more fulfilling than voting for Hillary or Donald – doesn’t mean you need to be looked down on by your more civically-engaged peers.