Horrorscopes: June 26 – July 2
Time to reapply that sun screen since the stars are really pissed this week. Don’t let the Fates burn you again.
Horrorscopes: June 12 – June 18
Back for another round, eh? The stars and your ex were wrong. You do persevere with some things!
Horrorscopes: June 5-11
The Psychic Strike has ended with only half of management being turned into toads. Here are this week’s Horrorscopes!
Superficial Tuesday
Sorry Independents! I guess we all knew how this was going to go. But just because you weren’t properly registered – or you found re-watching the last season of Game of Thrones more fulfilling than voting for Hillary or Donald – doesn’t mean you need to be looked down on by your more civically-engaged peers.
Dew-mocracy in Action: Dew York Primary Results
This is an obvious parody with no affiliation with any Pepsico. products. Please don’t sue us. We’re poor.
BROOKLYN BRAWL
The long-awaited fight night is finally here, and this time, it’s going to be mildly less polite. The firebrand free-for-all is about to go down in Brooklyn, and Weird Voyeurism is marking the event with these Brooklyn Brawl commemorative posters!
Horrorscopes: March 20 – 26
Miss Cleo Tested … Aleister Crowley Approved! Here are this week’s Horrorscopes!
Going to Miami Republican Debate Debingo
It’s time to party in the city where the heat is on, all night on the beach to the break of dawn; Welcome to Miami, and the CNN Republican debate!
Electile Dysfunction
Bust out the Fentanyl patches, turn that morphine drip on high, and tune into CNN as Clinton and Sanders go head-to-head once again!
Something in the Water
A toxic substance is creeping into the water of the Flint River aided and abetted by Corporate Cronyism, and it’s up to the candidates to do something about it!
Weird Voyeurism 