Waste, Fraud and Abuse: Lyrics
The stage is set, the candidates are in their green rooms, and a group of middle class teenagers are chugging hand sanitizer in a suburban home and tuning into Fox … Continue reading
Our Top-notch political Mystics explain how all of this Super Tuesday nonsense works in language simple enough for even the uneducated to understand!
“I’m Not Going Anywhere” Republican Debate Game
Stock up on your legal over-the-counter truck stop amphetamines, pull out the AAA road map, and get ready to get lost with Ben Carson! Ben summed the current state of his campaign up perfectly during his Sixth-Place victory speech for the South Carolina Primary: “I’m not going anywhere!”
Horrorscopes: February 14 – 20, 2016
Sorry for the delay. Beth’s still figuring out the crystal ball.
Holier Than Thou: Greenville Republican Debate Game
With the somewhat sane population of New Hampshire out of the way, Republican candidates can now go back to courting the Muslim-Bashing, Jesus-Loving, Chik-filla-Eating base that they know and love so much. It’s crunch time now, and to be able to win, they’re going to have to cram in as many New Testament references they can muster.
Just in time for this blatant corporate holiday created to sell diamonds and the sex organs of plants, Weird Voyeurism is spreading the love with our official Untrashers Valentines!
Liberals in Labyrinths: Milwaukee Debate Game
Help Sanders the Bar-Bernie-ian and Joan of Arkansas escape the evil snares of The Night Walker’s Labyrinth!
Horrorscopes: February 7-13
EDITOR’S NOTE: Dear fellow voyeurs, First of all, we would like to apologize. We realize that plenty of people rely upon the astrological predictions in Horrorscopes as a foundation for … Continue reading
New Hampshire Debate Debingo!
The Top Tier Republican candidates are gathering in New Hampshire to slug it out over foreign policy, eligibility, and who-stole-who’s heroin!
Now those are Progressives: Dialogue of the Dem Debate
Buzzwords. Rhetoric. It’s all just words in the flatulent campaign wind.
In the interest of linguistic voyeurism, we’ve turned NBC’s transcript into a easy to abuse infographic.