On January 30, 1933 throngs of adoring spectators gathered around a stage in Berlin to await a speech from a megalomaniac with a shitty haircut. The country had … Continue reading
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Tonight people around the world will tune in to CBS for the Democratic Party’s presidential debate. Going back to the Founding Fathers, the art of debating has always been a cherished … OH GOD! THERE’S STILL NINE-AND-A-HALF MORE MONTHS OF THIS SHIT!
Boy howdy, another rough year and a damn good round-up. Enjoy the best of our 2015 right after mumbling Auld Lang Syne!
To mark this occasion, Weird Voyeurism is offering up this cocktail of festive ornaments to decorate your Buffet-mas tree with! Just print out the page on card-stock, cut carefully around the images, and hang them on the palm tree in your living room with dental floss or ornament hooks.
For years, the Democratic Party has been trying to choke the life out of American freedom. Using deceptive, hard-to-pronounce terms like “a living-wage,” “universal health care,” and “basic human decency,” they plan to implement a radically anti-capitalist program that will drag us into the totalitarian hell that vaguely resembles a conservative European social democracy. Some of the sick, commie bastards have even recommended paid maternal leave – just like they have in North Korea!
Bright Light City. Sin City. Another cliche with the word “City” in it. Welcome to Las Vegas, a neon cesspool in the middle of the Mojave Desert. An oasis that was founded by drunken, toothless prospectors, built up with Mafia blood money, and is currently run by capitalists with a legal – and literal – right to steal.
Your future is my future. You already owe me money.
Ah, my friend, you’d be best not to check your bank account this week.
Save some turkey for the Fates…
Wish I could’ve helped you last week. Really, do you even take my predictions seriously?