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Waste, Fraud and Abuse: Lyrics

The stage is set, the candidates are in their green rooms, and a group of middle class teenagers are chugging hand sanitizer in a suburban home and tuning into Fox … Continue reading

March 4, 2016

Stupor Tuesday

Our Top-notch political Mystics explain how all of this Super Tuesday nonsense works in language simple enough for even the uneducated to understand!

March 1, 2016

“I’m Not Going Anywhere” Republican Debate Game

Stock up on your legal over-the-counter truck stop amphetamines, pull out the AAA road map, and get ready to get lost with Ben Carson! Ben summed the current state of his campaign up perfectly during his Sixth-Place victory speech for the South Carolina Primary: “I’m not going anywhere!”

February 25, 2016

Holier Than Thou: Greenville Republican Debate Game

With the somewhat sane population of New Hampshire out of the way, Republican candidates can now go back to courting the Muslim-Bashing, Jesus-Loving, Chik-filla-Eating base that they know and love so much. It’s crunch time now, and to be able to win, they’re going to have to cram in as many New Testament references they can muster.

February 13, 2016

Liberals in Labyrinths: Milwaukee Debate Game

Help Sanders the Bar-Bernie-ian and Joan of Arkansas escape the evil snares of The Night Walker’s Labyrinth!

February 11, 2016

New Hampshire Debate Debingo!

The Top Tier Republican candidates are gathering in New Hampshire to slug it out over foreign policy, eligibility, and who-stole-who’s heroin!

February 6, 2016 · Leave a comment

Now those are Progressives: Dialogue of the Dem Debate

Buzzwords. Rhetoric. It’s all just words in the flatulent campaign wind.

In the interest of linguistic voyeurism, we’ve turned NBC’s transcript into a easy to abuse infographic.

February 5, 2016

Race to the Reichstag!

    On January 30, 1933 throngs of adoring spectators gathered around a stage in Berlin to await a speech from a megalomaniac with a shitty haircut. The country had … Continue reading

January 28, 2016

Something Other Than The Debate

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Tonight people around the world will tune in to CBS for the Democratic Party’s presidential debate. Going back to the Founding Fathers, the art of debating has always been a cherished … OH GOD! THERE’S STILL NINE-AND-A-HALF MORE MONTHS OF THIS SHIT!

January 14, 2016

Red States: Democratic Debate Game

For years, the Democratic Party has been trying to choke the life out of American freedom. Using deceptive, hard-to-pronounce terms like “a living-wage,” “universal health care,” and “basic human decency,” they plan to implement a radically anti-capitalist program that will drag us into the totalitarian hell that vaguely resembles a conservative European social democracy. Some of the sick, commie bastards have even recommended paid maternal leave – just like they have in North Korea!

December 19, 2015 · Leave a comment